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IMG that is priceless. What an experience. I wish I had had this bit of wisdom before I registered. All my pretty wineglasses broke (cause we're big winos) and I plan to replace them at the Christmas tree shop. They'll be called Royal (Imperial) Lad…
April 29
I'm leaving you a comment. I am hereby validating you as a good and worthwhile human being. I would stop short of flamenco dancing in a gorilla costume for comments. Note to self: gorilla costume might actually make funny new direction for blog....
April 29
There's no way George Michael could type 120 words per minute. :) I totally agree though. People think of you differently when you're a secretary, like you're a conduit and not worthy of your own ideas. Luckily my typing sucks so badly (120 words pe…
April 29
Who knows what's next. Anatomically correct porno dolls? Really the only thing standing between Bratz and porno are a pair of plastic areolae. :)
April 29
Aren't these the scariest little dolls? At one point we played with "baby" dolls, something we dragged around and "mothered", albeit in a slipshod, haphazard fashion. Now apparently little girls are encouraged to play with skanks, perhaps as prepara…
April 23
Awww I bet you were rocking that Holly Hobby smock!
April 18
Blicky Kitty added a blog post
For some time, I've been aspiring to create a Wacky Packages line for our new era, but no sooner had I created this, Blicky decided to buy the rights and create an actual toy product for girls. He thinks these things will sell even better than anoth…
April 18
If you can't get away next time, try and out-Jesus them. It REALLY freaks 'em out. :)
March 26

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What kind of funny chick are you:
Writer
About Me:
I used to have an awesome and exciting life as a traveler, art historian, curator... Mostly now I just take care of the kids and blog about a poorly drawn misanthropic feline named Blicky Kitty.
Website:
http://blickykitty.blogspot.com/

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For the Truly Slutty: Wackage Packages for a New Era

For some time, I've been aspiring to create a… Continue

Posted on April 18, 2009 at 8:51am — 2 Comments

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Do the Dog, Not the Donkey

It's more than just a killer Specials song,


I really, really, really want a dog.
I know what you're thinking, "Yeah, you just want one to eat your cat." True, true. But I also just miss having a dog. In today's era of central heating we really don't need to gather around a hearth anymore. But when you have a dog, there's a real sense of loving warmth that a family can gather around. The kids get to fight over who the dog loves more.

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Posted on March 26, 2009 at 11:08pm —

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Blicky's Rock & Roll History Charades

For your entertainment this evening Blicky is going to act out some great moments in the past forty years of musical history. Of course we provide this as a public service, so you can forward this to your friends and see how cool they are. To read the answers posted below simply perform a graceful handstand directly in front of your computer monitor.… Continue

Posted on March 8, 2009 at 8:45pm — 1 Comment

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Blicky Kitty Tours the Sweethearts Factory


Mao baby you are just driving my traffic
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Posted on February 12, 2009 at 1:16am —

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In Which Blicky Dines With One of the Romanovs

I am just astonished that many of my readers didn't believe a single word of the meme I recently maimed. A few people requested that I elaborate on some of the items. So here's the story of our Thanksgiving dinners with Tsar Nicholas' daughter. Anastasia, the Grand Duchess of Russia was sadly killed during the Bolshevik Revolution in 1918, but there were at least ten women who claimed to be her. One of them… Continue

Posted on February 3, 2009 at 2:00am —

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At 9:06pm on March 8, 2009, Ann's Rants said…
I have to agree with Anna, not only because she is dead-on about you and your blog, but also because I don't have a single original thought left in my head.
At 1:02am on January 30, 2009, Anna Lefler said…
Blicky, you are the bomb. Your blog is genius - I've never seen anything like it. I love your sense of humor...and sensibilities! (And I'm not just saying that because you said I'm pretty.) XOXO Anna
 
 

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