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Heidi, that is so funny.
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- Wife, mother, RN, adoptee, writer and crafter from Vermont.
Heidi Lipka's Blog
Vectors and Vermin
I spent the weekend in a hell dimension where fire and rain live simultaneously in freakish harmony and where vectors enjoy eating you and vermin stop by during breakfast to steal your bagel. What horrid place on earth is this you ask?
CAMPING!!!
Hus and I have always said we are not "camping type people". We prefer to either rent a cottage or small apartment at the ocean for our annual vacation. Set up is minimal when we first arrive and clean up is also not much when we leave. Which leaves th… Continue
CAMPING!!!
Hus and I have always said we are not "camping type people". We prefer to either rent a cottage or small apartment at the ocean for our annual vacation. Set up is minimal when we first arrive and clean up is also not much when we leave. Which leaves th… Continue
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 3:43pm —
Don't Say 'Vagina' at the Dinner Table
Some ridiculous things I have done this past week...
1) Burnt my forehead with my hair straightening iron. Burned it significantly, so people have asked me what the hell I did to my forehead.
2) Burnt my forehead a second time. I look retarded.
3) Noticed that there are heat settings on the iron and turned the heat down, finally.
4) Said "Vagina" at the dinner table.
Why did I say vagina?
T, my six year old son is in need of speech therapy. He has trouble with a few letters but mostly the… Continue
1) Burnt my forehead with my hair straightening iron. Burned it significantly, so people have asked me what the hell I did to my forehead.
2) Burnt my forehead a second time. I look retarded.
3) Noticed that there are heat settings on the iron and turned the heat down, finally.
4) Said "Vagina" at the dinner table.
Why did I say vagina?
T, my six year old son is in need of speech therapy. He has trouble with a few letters but mostly the… Continue
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 3:35pm — 1 Comment
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