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- What kind of funny chick are you:
- Writer, Humorist, Fan
- About Me:
- I'm a 30-something single girl who writes a humor blog on all aspects of life, but mostly boys and how dumb they can be. My posts are mostly topical essays on all ridiculous aspects of my life and society.
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- http://www.hotpieceofsass.com
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Bye, Bye Baby - the mojo post
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Dear Mojo,
Where’d you go? Why’d you leave me so soon? You whispered “I love you long time” and I thought you meant it. Was it all a lie?
I miss the days of snapping my fingers and you appearing. I miss the days when just your presence made my life better. I miss when I’d give you a wink and a tickle and you’d make all my wishes come true.
But now, everything is bleak. You’ve gone a… Continue
Dear Mojo,
Where’d you go? Why’d you leave me so soon? You whispered “I love you long time” and I thought you meant it. Was it all a lie?
I miss the days of snapping my fingers and you appearing. I miss the days when just your presence made my life better. I miss when I’d give you a wink and a tickle and you’d make all my wishes come true.
But now, everything is bleak. You’ve gone a… Continue
Posted on September 11, 2009 at 1:16pm —
Proof That I Am An Ass
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Warning: I get a little cursy in this one ;)
When I walk the dog, we move at a fair click. This isn't a spectator sport as we've got our eye on the prize - her taking a shit and me returning home with a slightly smaller ass. It's win-win. So when I'm heading one way and her independent nature takes her another way, I get a glimpse of what it's like to be jerked around.
And I… Continue
Warning: I get a little cursy in this one ;)
When I walk the dog, we move at a fair click. This isn't a spectator sport as we've got our eye on the prize - her taking a shit and me returning home with a slightly smaller ass. It's win-win. So when I'm heading one way and her independent nature takes her another way, I get a glimpse of what it's like to be jerked around.
And I… Continue
Posted on September 11, 2009 at 1:13pm —
Comment Wall (3 comments)
- At 2:06pm on November 25, 2009,
Lola Lakely said…
- Apparently V told me to leave as I am slutty. Sigh. Please feel free to berate me as well!
- At 8:02pm on November 24, 2009,
V *uncorked said… - Oh stop it - you make me blush. I recently came out of the blog closet a few posts ago - I just didn't really see the point in staying anonymous anymore. Just hoping my mother never finds it :)
- At 4:16pm on September 11, 2009,
Rebecca Lippett said…
- Well I was just wondering whether or not I should be on here. I am infact, Funny AND Slutty. (see today's blogpost!!) ;-)
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