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You didn't spear the pillow with your nail-on-a-stick, did you? You really are a Sanitary Superhero!
Somewhere out there is a smelly homeless man with impeccable dental hygeine. Way to go on the public service front. The closest I have come to matching it is cleaning a public restroom stall before I leave because I don't want the person after me to…
That's an awesome service, but I can tell by the condition of my park that you never visit. If you get up to NY sometime, please start with NYC. We are garbage super-hero challenged for sure.
Oh, and about that pillow. . . uh. . .did you actually l…
Oh, well said! Funny post!
Pearl
http://pearl-whyyoulittle.blogspot.com/
I’ve got this thing about garbage.
I’m against it.
Not just any garbage, of course. Garbage cans, landfills, dumps – as ugly as they are, they’re necessary. Ugly, smelly, and necessary.
But look over there, there in the park. What the?? You see t…
Mao* was one of five, born to a young mother – too young, really – who left as soon as he could cover his own poop.
After Mao’s mother left town (with a traveling basketball team, to hear some tell it) Mao went to live with his grandmother, Kitty.…
Ah, Pearl you should work for Successories. "Run. Save your children. Save yourselves". Yeah I could see that on a mug.
And this?
Learn something real. Learn something that doesn't require you to finish what others have started. Learn something th…
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- At 11:55am on February 2, 2009,
Ann's Rants said… - Pearl. Blogher? SAY YES. July in Chicago. All you have to do is get on I90 and drive for 7 hours. Anna Leflers in, I'm in, Marinkas in, Amy the Bitchin wife is in :)
- At 1:27am on February 1, 2009,
Blicky Kitty said… - Hi Pearl thanks for your note! I love visiting your blog too. I was hooked when I read the explanation for the title. :)
- At 6:01pm on January 30, 2009,
Ann's Rants said…
- Pearl--check out your sex kitten photo (but NOT slutty)! I'd describe your voice as a hipper, quirkier... Prarie Home Companion.
- At 2:30pm on January 30, 2009,
Ann's Rants said…
- Hi Pearl! I'm not anti-slut but I'll take funny any day of the week :) . Your compliment of my writing means a great deal because I consider you a truly gifted writer.
I agree with your "about me" statement and you've articulated my mission as well. I also feel that Keeping things self-depricating is funnier than judgment anyway!
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- What kind of funny chick are you:
- Writer
- About Me:
- Unrepentant observer. I don't like to make fun of things/people. There's nothing funny about people falling, and "bitchy" isn't something I shoot for. I prefer to point out the commonalities amongst people, not necessarily their differences.
Although sometimes the differences are pretty funny.
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I'se In Yer Neighborhood, Pickin’ Up Yer Trash
I’ve got this thing about garbage.
I’m against it.
Not just any garbage, of course. Garbage cans, landfills, dumps – as ugly as they are, they’re necessary. Ugly, smelly, and necessary.
But look over there, there in the park. What the?? You see that? Who in the world just leaves their garbage? Why wouldn’t they walk it the 50 feet to the garbage can and dispose of it, leaving the place as lovely as they found it?
Because they don’t have to and no one can make them so na na na na boo boo.
An… Continue
I’m against it.
Not just any garbage, of course. Garbage cans, landfills, dumps – as ugly as they are, they’re necessary. Ugly, smelly, and necessary.
But look over there, there in the park. What the?? You see that? Who in the world just leaves their garbage? Why wouldn’t they walk it the 50 feet to the garbage can and dispose of it, leaving the place as lovely as they found it?
Because they don’t have to and no one can make them so na na na na boo boo.
An… Continue
Posted on August 7, 2009 at 9:48pm — 3 Comments
Inside the Boxing Ring. Chairman Mao: The Early Years*
Mao* was one of five, born to a young mother – too young, really – who left as soon as he could cover his own poop.
After Mao’s mother left town (with a traveling basketball team, to hear some tell it) Mao went to live with his grandmother, Kitty.
Baby Mao-Mao was the biggest of the litter, with a good appetite and a pleasant demeanor. Grandma Kitty lovingly teased him that she suspected that his father had been Samoan.
“A fire-breathin’, foot-stompin’ Samoan god,” she’d chuckle.
Time passed… Continue
After Mao’s mother left town (with a traveling basketball team, to hear some tell it) Mao went to live with his grandmother, Kitty.
Baby Mao-Mao was the biggest of the litter, with a good appetite and a pleasant demeanor. Grandma Kitty lovingly teased him that she suspected that his father had been Samoan.
“A fire-breathin’, foot-stompin’ Samoan god,” she’d chuckle.
Time passed… Continue
Posted on May 15, 2009 at 12:00pm —
I Type Like A Super Star!
You know, of all the things that have held me back in life, I have to say that learning to type was probably my biggest mistake.
That, and learning how to make coffee (or letting anyone in an office know that I know how to make coffee).
Oh, and those years I headed up that pre-school gambling ring. That might’ve been a mistake.
But no. Typing has held me back the most.
But that’s ridiculous, you say! Look at you, all successfully secretary-ing and blog-ing and who knows what all! Why, you mu… Continue
That, and learning how to make coffee (or letting anyone in an office know that I know how to make coffee).
Oh, and those years I headed up that pre-school gambling ring. That might’ve been a mistake.
But no. Typing has held me back the most.
But that’s ridiculous, you say! Look at you, all successfully secretary-ing and blog-ing and who knows what all! Why, you mu… Continue
Posted on April 22, 2009 at 12:08pm — 2 Comments
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