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  • Newbury Park, CA
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True to form - my girls did it up. I know this because contrary to all I've griped about this past week ...we hauled in some major booty. And, after the sneaking the best bites for myself careful sorting - ever on patrol for the errant razor blade o…
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What kind of funny chick are you:
Humorist
About Me:
It's not about the drinking - it's about the thinking!
Website:
http://www.swirlgirlspearls.blogspot.com

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The One with the Obligatory Post- Halloween Post

True to form - my girls did it up. I know this because contrary to all I've griped about this past week ...we hauled in some major booty. And, after the sneaking the best bites for myself
careful sorting - ever on patrol for the errant razor blade or open wrapper-I'm hauling around some extra booty in my booty. If anyone has found a Charleston Chew...which they won't 'cuz they don't seem to make them anymore...you can send it right over here.


And as for the band of marauding teens who smashed… Continue

Posted on November 3, 2009 at 4:56pm —

Swirl Girl

The One In Which She Has To Represent

Originally posted to Swirl Girl Pearls
Saturday, December 6, 2008
The One in Which She Has to Represent

Each year at some point in my life, I have had to be the one to check the calendars. The token, if you will. The wiser on the subject. The Chosen One. All eyes will look to me to whip out my handy calendar of customs and practices and see what is what and when. Whether it be a school function, a soccer practice, a PTA meeting… Continue

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 8:31pm —

Swirl Girl

It's (Women's) Business Time

It's Business Time. Women's Business Time

The questions are coming faster than I can deflect them. I have tried to answer (read: avoid) them in a meaningful way - but I can' t do it anymore without going to that place I have been afraid to go. She is only 9 , I know - but things are different these days. I mean, have you seen the 4th grade lately? They are not little girls anymore. There are belly shirts, and heels and little boobs budding everywhere. I realize that every mom and grammy reading… Continue

Posted on October 30, 2009 at 8:22pm —

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