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Can We Talk
Are there some people in your life that are damned near impossible to talk to?
The Monosyllabics who act as if they are being cross examined, Every Magic 8 Ball response is accompanied by an eye roll or a skeptical look. Every draw of breath whispers "Eff Off"
The Squealers who hog call with glee at every piece of good news. 75% off at Kohl's Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!
The Everything My Kid Does Should Be Embroidered On A Pillow who have no problem talking about their child's developing waste management skills...I always sit next to them at weddings and dinner parties "And he said Mommy I go pee pee like Daddy!" They always have an accompanying photo that captures the big event as well. Precious fookin' Moments...
The Soprano's non-sequiters who "it is what it is" or "not for nothin' " you to the point of driving into a marsh somewheres in Secaucus.
The Tyra Banksers who interrupt you to share an interesting unrelated fact about themselves. "You're in labor? Well one time while I was at my sister's house I got to hold a baby...babies are beautiful....I was once a baby... I was a beautiful baby ... did you know I'm a model?"
The Successories who say...dream big, life is good, just breathe... eat me.
I am constantly looking for the See And Say cord... The Cow Says, Mooooooooo :)
The Codebreakers who look for hidden meaning in every word that you say.... "you say you're hungry, is it something more? let's talk about your hunger, is it food that you're hungry for, or is it something else? Let's define your hunger"....
The "You're Crazies" who dismiss everything you tell them with "You're crazy.... and then offer you jackassed advice "Insulin for diabetes? You're crazy, just eat cinnamon!" Do you listen to them?, Well, then, you're crazy....
The Hearsay Advisors who start everything with, "they say..." who exactly are they? Do we know them? Let kick their asses.
The Hypnotizers who consider this a complete sentence..."The bottom line, if you will, is needless to say...everyone in agreement"? And oddly everyone is indeed. Beware the wizardly words of the Hypnotizer.
The Wait A Minute I Gotta... pee, take this call, make this incision, climax, put the ring on her finger, deliver octuplets...
You know, some things can wait....
Till tomorrow....
Peace - Rene
btw: I love people, I really do :)
The Monosyllabics who act as if they are being cross examined, Every Magic 8 Ball response is accompanied by an eye roll or a skeptical look. Every draw of breath whispers "Eff Off"
The Squealers who hog call with glee at every piece of good news. 75% off at Kohl's Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!
The Everything My Kid Does Should Be Embroidered On A Pillow who have no problem talking about their child's developing waste management skills...I always sit next to them at weddings and dinner parties "And he said Mommy I go pee pee like Daddy!" They always have an accompanying photo that captures the big event as well. Precious fookin' Moments...
The Soprano's non-sequiters who "it is what it is" or "not for nothin' " you to the point of driving into a marsh somewheres in Secaucus.
The Tyra Banksers who interrupt you to share an interesting unrelated fact about themselves. "You're in labor? Well one time while I was at my sister's house I got to hold a baby...babies are beautiful....I was once a baby... I was a beautiful baby ... did you know I'm a model?"
The Successories who say...dream big, life is good, just breathe... eat me.
I am constantly looking for the See And Say cord... The Cow Says, Mooooooooo :)
The Codebreakers who look for hidden meaning in every word that you say.... "you say you're hungry, is it something more? let's talk about your hunger, is it food that you're hungry for, or is it something else? Let's define your hunger"....
The "You're Crazies" who dismiss everything you tell them with "You're crazy.... and then offer you jackassed advice "Insulin for diabetes? You're crazy, just eat cinnamon!" Do you listen to them?, Well, then, you're crazy....
The Hearsay Advisors who start everything with, "they say..." who exactly are they? Do we know them? Let kick their asses.
The Hypnotizers who consider this a complete sentence..."The bottom line, if you will, is needless to say...everyone in agreement"? And oddly everyone is indeed. Beware the wizardly words of the Hypnotizer.
The Wait A Minute I Gotta... pee, take this call, make this incision, climax, put the ring on her finger, deliver octuplets...
You know, some things can wait....
Till tomorrow....
Peace - Rene
btw: I love people, I really do :)
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