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Sometimes Impossible Things Come in Small Brown Packages
Bob’s computer crashed two weeks ago, and he’s got it ripped apart, with the pieces lying all over the floor trying to fix it. He’s in hog heaven. Like a little boy with a box of Legos.
So today when the UPS man brought a package with his name on it, he was delighted to find it in the foyer.
“Oh, great!” he says, as excited as my mother was some years ago to discover that you could buy pre-pitted prunes.
“It’s my memory!”
“Oh, that’s wonderful, Honey,” I say.
“Maybe tomorrow he will bring your hearing and libido.”
“What?”
Well, one out of two wouldn’t be bad.
So today when the UPS man brought a package with his name on it, he was delighted to find it in the foyer.
“Oh, great!” he says, as excited as my mother was some years ago to discover that you could buy pre-pitted prunes.
“It’s my memory!”
“Oh, that’s wonderful, Honey,” I say.
“Maybe tomorrow he will bring your hearing and libido.”
“What?”
Well, one out of two wouldn’t be bad.
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Comment by Gail Kent on June 12, 2009 at 10:24pm
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Comment by Jacki Schklar on June 12, 2009 at 8:10pm - haha
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